Jan 29, 2019
What John will do to you if you try to stage-dive on him. Cinnamon identifies a juul in real life. Dating advice, both bad and worse. And of course our music is excellent:
Jan 22, 2019
John’s birthday! Lots of talk about songwriting. Cinnamon finally gets to talk about ancient aliens. Society’s deep-seeded desire for backup singers. And, of course, we have excellent music:
Jan 15, 2019
Want to make more money in 2019? Well, have we got some slap-bang ideas for you! Also, how to get a celebrity to sing on your album, why Facebook is Totally Over, and John metaphorically cuts his hair. Also, the Monkees. And our music is excellent as always:
Jan 8, 2019
John gets stuck in a dress. Profanity is newly-offensive. Dead Singers fucking speak to us: specifically, Simon LeBon -who is still living- gives John permission to be a sexy poster boy. Also, a special guest appearance by sexy dead poet Walt Whitman himself. And our music is excellent as always: